Sam's Speech
Lord of the Rings Soundtrack

peregrint:

transmissiblefairytales:

Are you a Lord of the Rings fan who happens to be having a bad day? Click here.

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jinoras-light:

I’m sure he’d be proud too

"I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers."
L. M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables (via vse-tvoe-moe)

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

  • Me (to Jefi): you're pretty.
  • Jefi: I was going to change your profile picture to an orange but now I feel bad.
osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

asylum-art:

Magical Paths Begging To Be Walked

Roads and paths pervade our literature, poetry, artwork, linguistic expressions and music. Even photographers can’t keep their eyes (and lenses) off of a beautiful road or path, which is why we collected this list of 28 amazing photos of paths.

Paths like these have a powerful grip on the human imagination – they can bring adventure, promise and change or solitude, peace and calm. There’s nothing like a walk down a beautiful path to clear your head – or to fill it with ideas!

I’ll leave you with an excellent quote from J. R. R. Tolkien’s works while you enjoy these images; “It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to.

  1. Autumn In The White Carpathians
  2. Rhododendron Laden Path, Mount Rogers, Virginia, USA
  3. Spring In Hallerbos Forest, Belgium
  4. Autumn Path In Kyoto, Japan 
  5. Autumn Path
  6. Bamboo Path In Kyoto, Japan
  7. Hitachi Seaside Park Path In Japan
  8. Dark Hedges In Ireland
  9. Winter Forest Path, Czech Republic
  10. Path Under Blooming Trees In Spring
petrichorpoetry:

cultureshift:

Hello.

THIS IS SO ADORABLE

petrichorpoetry:

cultureshift:

Hello.

THIS IS SO ADORABLE

A message from Anonymous
10 days after I turned 8
A reply from thatsmoderatelyraven

got my lips stuck in a gate

americanhobbit:

dragonfireandblood:

thatprofessorguy:

my friends all laughed

And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee - right on the lip - and we couldn’t even talk to each other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen, and when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip: USTA!

your friends all laughed- usta.

how do you spell that?

xenitaph:

They will never find the bodies here.

xenitaph:

They will never find the bodies here.

joetheblogger:

senketsus:

listen here, you outdated meme

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