could you please fill out this quick survey for me?
- Me (to Jefi): you're pretty.
- Jefi: I was going to change your profile picture to an orange but now I feel bad.
got my lips stuck in a gate
my friends all laughed
And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee - right on the lip - and we couldn’t even talk to each other until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen, and when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip: USTA!
your friends all laughed- usta.
how do you spell that?